Written by Sophie Jayne
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Monday, 17 March 2008

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Harry likes naked woman.

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley were caught red handed in well known erotic muggle club 'shagtastical'.

The two were spotted by our photographers stroking and touching the pole dancers, wands erect.

On questioning Potter said: 'Please do not get the wrong idea, we are not here through choice. We needed to do some background research for the film." and continued sucking a nearby woman's nipple. "We ourselves, cannot see how a strip club comes into the new Harry Potter Film and do not believe nipple sucking to be research."

Ron Weasley, formally known as 'the ginger one', left the club before Potter, muttering under his breath "I was promised naked men. What a let-down."

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