Written by Sophie Jayne
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Monday, 17 March 2008

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Radcliffe's Nose?

In a freak accident involving a sheet of glass, teen heart throb and actor Daniel Radcliffe has lost his nose.

"It was terrible." explains extra Abi Harrison who was at the scene. "Daniel was doing a daring stunt when he suddenly he fell head first through the thin sheet of the glass and his nose just got cut off. Really it was lucky it was only his nose as he was completely naked at the time." she continues licking her lips.

The crew fumbled about on the floor in search of the precise nose but the it appeared to have disappeared and announced stolen.

Radcliffe was carted off to A&E for treatment but alas he still remains noseless until the nose stealing culprit hands themselves in. His nose was of course insured and he will be quids in, so that will be more cash for the hunk to roll about in.

Some are calling the accident ironic as Lord Voldermort has no nose and now hero Harry has no nose. We ask ourselves did Radcliffe purposely cut off his own nose to steal some of noseless Voldermort's thunder?

(Harry's nose is copyrighted to Abigail Chloe Harrison)

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