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Sunday, 16 March 2008

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Little baby Radcliffe?

Rumours have been circulating that teen actor Daniel Radcliffe (18) is up the duff. Yes, Pregnant.

Although at present this has not been confirmed there has been several subtle give aways. Firstly Radcliffe has been spotted to be putting on weight. Growing from a petite 7st to a whopping 19st4! Secondly he has been reported to have an illness some would call 'morning sickness' early on in the day. The star has been vomiting so violently that shooting of the latest Harry Potter film was halted earlier this week."I don't know what has got into him." co-star Emma Watson cried as she watched her friend throw up into a wizard hat.

We found further proof that the actor is expecting as we snook into the house in Fulham he shares with his parents and found several positive pregnancy tests in the bin.

On a different, yet possibly related note we found Rupert Grint, who plays Radcliffe's side kick Ron in the blockbuster films, in Radcliffe's bed. Though Grint denied being the father of Daniel's alleged child saying "if Dan is expecting then I am chuffed for him but it has nothing to do with me, I always use protection thank you very much."

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