Written by Kick-Butt Moron

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Thursday, 13 March 2008

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Archuleta relaxes at home

Los Angeles: American Idol contestant and future American Idol David Awwww-chuleta has already won many talent contests, regional as well as national, but the 17 year old still seems to be unaccustomed to all the media attention that he is receiving.

A huge hue and cry has been raised in the past few weeks of "Idol", ever since VoteForTheWorst claimed that little David is already the producers' choice as the next American idol, and they are doing everything in their might to guide the little colt to victory.

One of the main reasons for these rumors is that on itunes, despite many of the current contestants giving outstanding performances, Awwww-chuleta has been the most downloaded Idol, even surpassing Kelly Clarkson. Infact, the downloads of all the idol contestants put together are humbled when compared to David's downloads of "Imagine".

When questioned about the media reports, David gasped and fainted, but not before saying,"Imagine all those tweeners, voting their butts off for meeeeeee!"
The Chosen One, The Pimped One, The One Who fainted, call him what you may, but you just can't,"gasp"(lick's lips), ignore him.....

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