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Thursday, 13 March 2008

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Poor Kermie

Miss Piggy, of 'Muppets' fame has been outed as one of Gov. Eliot Spitzer's high priced call girls.

Dodging paparazzi as she left her 5th Avenue penthouse, Miss Piggy covered her face as she dashed into a waiting taxi. Photos of the voluptuous blond were found among files confiscated from the 'Emperor's Club' the notorious call girl agency Spitzer patronized. Notations in the file indicate Miss Piggy was specifically requested by Spitzer on several occasions.

When contacted for comment, Kermit the Frog was aghast at the revelation. "We lost track of Piggy after 'The Muppet Show' ended. We figured she went back to the farm."

Foz E. Bear, now a cart boy for a local grocery store, shrugged when confronted with the news. "Piggy was always a money hungry sow. What surprises me is that Gov. Spitzer found her at all appealing. He must have a thing for bacon."

Records indicate Miss Piggy was paid at least $20,000 for her favors. An unnamed source, familiar with Miss Piggy's activities, remarked that Spitzer liked to hear her squeal. "He had a thing for piggy tail."

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