Hollywood, Ca --
There is a new American Idol controversy behind the scenes that you may or may not know about. This Spoof reporter goes to the 'root' of the problem so to speak.
The truth is: Ryan Seacrest is not a natural blonde.
Yes, I know it's shocking. Women all over America are so upset.
"I just thought he was as real as the women on the 'Swan'. I just don't know if I can watch American Idol anymore. It's just such a personal affront to natural blondes everywhere," Britney Spears said.
Currently, several blonde-based groups are considering suing Fox and American Idol.
"Yes, when you can't depend on the natural hair color of your host, you lose all trust in what the show is trying to achieve," Tina Turner, the president of PETOB, People for the Ethical Treatment of Blonds, supposedly said. "I mean, how can natural blondes like me continue to compete with those who can just get it out of a bottle? It's a sad day in blonde history, indeed."
Revlon is considering approaching Seacrest for its line of hair care. He would be one of the first six figure male models for any cosmetics line.
Attempts to contact Seacrest stopped when security guards attacked this reporter. Currently, there is no confirmation on the validity of this story, but that won't stop me from pubishing it.