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Friday, 7 March 2008

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Beijing, China (IPP) - China has come a long way since the days of Mao both economically and socially. They have a thriving economy and are full fledged members of the space race.

China surprised the world today by introducing the Chinese Beatles musical ensemble on their very own Ed Surrivan Show.

The names of the Chinese Beatles are: Paur MaCaltney, Lingo Starr, George Hallison, and John Rennon.

The new group entertained an audience of almost one-billion people with songs like Dizzy Miss Rizzy, Rove Me Do, Don't Ret Me Down, Ret It Be, Eranor Ligby, Rady Madonna, Rovery Lita, Rucy In The Sky With Diamond, A Day In The Rife, Act Natularry, All You Need Is Rove, and many other favorites.

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