Yes it's official, American Idol has taken the route of the gay pride parade. Swishing here, swishing there, It appears there are no heterosexual contestants in the male category what so ever.
I'm not sure about the female contestants, I can't pick out lipstick lesbians, but those boys look like they just fell off a bus bench on Santa Monica Blvd in West Hollywood. Said Harvey Henler, a concerned parent, Harvey went on to say, do you know how you can tell West Hollywood became an incorporated city? They've installed the dildo's on the bus benches.
American Idol has gotten into the sights of The Anti-Gay and Lesbian Parents Association. The group was assembled by cringing parents, they feel Idol contestants are role models for their impressionable, not too bright children.
We are really threatened and insecure our children will turn out as gay as the American Idol males and we're not sitting still for this travesty of American television.
The group is going to protest to the FCC formally as soon as humanly possible.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert