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Wednesday, 5 March 2008

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Some say Baloo forced Mowgli to wear nothing but a leaf to cover his shame

It has been revealed today that the popular Disney movie The Jungle Book is actually a true story of prostitution and bestiality.

The most obvious case of prostitution in the film is in the song i wanna be like you where king Louie refers to himself as the king of the swingers and as most people know the term swingers is often used to refer to prostitutes.

Scandolus diaries have also revealed the true reason behind the wolves raising Mowgli. Apparently, Mowgli's father (who cannot be named for legal reasons) had sexual intercourse with Raksha (the mother wolf who raised Mowgli) whilst on a hunting trip. Mowgli's step-mother (who was originally believed to be his biological mother, and who also cannot be named for legal reasons) is yet to release a statement on her reaction to this shocking news.

It has also been revealed that the bear Baloo, who accompanies Mowgli on his adventure, was in fact trying to engage in sexual intercourse with Mowgli during the song The Bare Necessities. This becomes apparent due to the fact that Baloo uses the word bare multiple times in the song, again as most people know bare is often used to refer to somebody with no clothes on.

Mr W. Disney has been unable to give comment on these revelations due to the fact that he has been dead for over 40 years. however inside sources from Disney reveal that the company is in turmoil after the release of this information.

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