Written by Allegra Winter

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Monday, 3 March 2008

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After finding out Jamie Lynn would be playing Juno, the real baby stepped out of the wings and was replaced by a toy.

Academy award nominated 'Juno' is to be made into a Broadway musical, staring non other than... Jamie Lynn Spears! The preggers sixteen year old sings the theme tune to her show 'Zoey 101' and is said to be "thrilled" by the offer and is even more "thrilled" to accept.

Jamie Lynn (the younger sister of Britney) is due in May and will headline the show for five weeks in March and April.

According to Britney Spears, Jamie is the 'best singer, like EVER ya'll!' and also said that she is really good at 'singing Oprah!' (We assume she meant Opera)

Let's just hope the timer for her bun in the oven doesn't go off while she's on stage.

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