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Monday, 3 March 2008

Miley Cyrus had been diagnosed with a rare multiple personality disorder brought on by ingesting a potion created by Dr. Henry Jeckyl from the Jeckyl and Hyde Institute of Los Angeles California. The chemical potion derived from a mixture of Aloe Vera juice, Red Bull, Iodine and Oxycontin (also known as hillbilly heroin) was previously used only on lab rats,trained seals and Miley's father.

The disorder explains Miley's significant mood swings and the adoption of one of her alter egos Hannah Montana,the hideously commercial faux pop diva. Doctors at the institute revealed that her other personalities include a black street hooker named Ruby Texas, a gay alcoholic rodeo cowboy named Mississippi Dick Idaho and a seeing eye dog named Kansas.

When reached for a comment regarding his daughters condition her father fought back tears and only said, "All our hearts are achey breaky." He then switched into one of his alter egos, a very bad song writer named Billy Ray Cyrus.

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