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Saturday, 1 March 2008

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An artist shows how Elephant girl mauling Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul would look

Hollywood, California (IPP) - Elephant girl will appear on American Idol this week. Stage hands are busy making preparations for the 857 pound American beauty and singing wonder.

The stage is being strengthened by engineers in order to insure that there is no dangerous collapse. A special feeding and drinking trough is also being set up behind a curtain. Elephant girl can not go more than 15 minutes without eating or drinking something. If she goes longer than 15 minutes without food or water she flies into an ugly, uncontrollable rage and destroys anything she can get a hold of.

Some critics theorize that Elephant girl is brought in merely to make everyone else look thinner.

A specially modified horse trailer is used to transport Elephant girl. She made her debut into the Hollywood scene years ago in the movie "As Good As It Gets" with Jack Nicholson.

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