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Saturday, 1 March 2008

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Why is Heidi Klum the latest to offer Britney a place to crash?

Hollywood, California - First, it was Rosie O'Donnell that invited Britney Spears live on "The View" to come live with her. Now it is supermodel, Heidi Klum, who is the latest to offer Britney a place to crash. All the while Britney technically still has two homes - counting rehab. What's with everyone offering the twenty something blonde bombshell, who comes with emotional baggage (a sack of hammers and unstable isotopes), to come live with them?

Could what is on the back of everyone's dirty little mind be true? That Hedidi Klum's marriage to the singer, Seal, is on the rocks, and she is desperate to spice things up in the bedroom by taking in Britney?

"Not at all," said Klum's manager. "Heidi's marriage to Seal is a happy one. They don't need to bring anyone into their bedroom to spice things up at this time."

Klum insists that the invitation to Britney was not actually her idea but suggested by her husband Seal as a fellow entertainer, acting out of concern for her the health and well being her singing career.

"I was concerned that Britney would suffer the same fate as me," said Seal who has not had a hit for a number of years now. "Or at the very least, she could give me a few tips on how to revive my own singing career."

So far, Britney has rejected Klum's invitation to come over and play house with her and her husband Seal. However, she is said to be seriously considering it.

"Yeah, she's been thinking about it," said a close friend of Britney. "But only to get away from her dad."

Klum's manager denied that they would motion the court for control of Britney's estate from her father.

"They're just asking Britney to stay for sleepovers on the weekends. Just to try things out before they commit to any long-term relationship," said Klum's manager. "And by long-term relationship, I don't mean to imply anything sexual in nature, just purely platonic."

Klum's manager then went on to make some fashion suggestions to Britney, should she decide to take up Klum's sleepover offer.

"Although, if she does decide to join Klum and Seal for a sleepover," continued Klum's manager. "Might I suggest she wear a black leather hip boots with matching boustie. But if she doesn't have one, that's okay. Klum says she will design one just for her made out of black plastic trash bags and twisty tie-ons. Even if she has to keep Seal up all night just to do it."

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