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Thursday, 28 February 2008

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Hollywood, Calofornia (IPP) - American Idol contestants will appear naked on the next show. Only persons over the age of 16 will be allowed to see the naked special edition of American Idol.

A special security force will go house to house across America to ensure that total compliance with the minimum viewer age limit is achieved.

Simon and Paula Abdul will be required to keep their hands folded above their table throughout the entire show. This rule was suggested by CEO's at the Kellogs Corporation so that no immoral acts can be committed. The other guy on the three-person panel is a person whose name is not known as well as Simon's and Paula's so it has been left out of this news release.

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