Written by Jimmy Jock

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Tuesday, 26 February 2008

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Dustin/Dana will be flying Irelands Eurovision flag this year

A clever a mix of ropes, pulleys and smoke enabled Dana and Dustin to be seen in the same room for the first time ever on Saturday. Dana's ferious attack on Dustin was a cunning attempt to cover this fact up. Amazing camera work and CG animation actually made Dana look real.

Danas song "all kinds of everything" was radical back in the 1970s and revolutionised the entertainment industry. But the success soon dried up for Dana (after one song) as the booze and drugs took its toll. Two years after the eurovision, Dana was selling herself on the street for extortionate prices.

Lets hope Dustin doesn't go down the same route as Dana or even worse, the god forsaken road of Johnny Logan.

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