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Tuesday, 26 February 2008

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Linsay Lohan endorses McCain

SANTA MONICA (FMLiveWire) - American's sweetheart Lindsay Lohan has strongly endorsed John McCain as the Republican presidential candidate, asking "What is wrong with giving sex for favors? I do it all the time, and John should not be ashamed."

McCain is embroiled in a sex-for-favors scandal involving lobbyist Vicki Iseman after their intimate relationship was recently outed by articles in the Washington Post and the New York Times.

McCain had lobbied strongly for Iseman's clients after receiving thousands of dollars of donations and the services of Iseman.

"Sex for favors is what makes the world go round," continued Lohan, in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire. "My acting and music career would never have gotten off the ground without it. Also, it worked with the Santa Monica Police Department too!"

For his part, McCain was grateful for the support of Lohan during these difficult times, and deeply appreciated the favor of her services as well.

Yet McCain then stumbled again concerning his views on the Iraq war. On Monday the Republican front-runner retracted his earlier statement that he would lose the November election if he did not convince Americans they were winning the war in Iraq.

"I didn't mean to imply that we are losing the war in Iraq, although we sure as hell are," McCain told reporters on his campaign bus standing shoulder to shoulder with Ms. Lohan.

"I know that the American voters are sick and tired of this corrupt and illegal war which was started based on Republican lies, a war to grab Iraqi oil for US oil companies like Exxon Mobil."

Lohan told reporters how she was enthralled to have just won two Golden Raspberry Awards as worst actress for her dual roles in the film "I Know Who Killed Me," which also received a record of eight raspberry awards including a worst film Razzie.

Lindsay Lohan then announced that all proceeds from her new nude photo shoot recreating Marilyn Monroe's last sitting would be donated to the John McCain campaign.

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