In typical Paris Hilton fashion, the heiress boldly accepted the Oscar for, Best Picture of the Year Award, at the 80th Academy Awards Show at the Kodak theatre in the heart of Hollywood, Ca.
In addition, the film won, Best Costume, Best Set Decoration, Best Lighting, Best Supporting Actor/Actress, Best Actor/Actress, Best Original Screenplay, Best Cinematography, Best Director, among others, then finally Best Catch Phrase, That's Hott!
How could a movie that was originally deemed the worst movie ever produced by a human being, win all these prestigious, high faulting awards at the real Academy Awards Show said to have been broadcast to over a billion people world wide.
The mix up started when "The Hottie and the Nottie" was submitted to the Razzi Awards as a potential candidate for one of the all time worst movies, in all categories. Well somehow addresses were switched around and Paris's new movie was submitted to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences as a legitimate contender as one of the most brilliant movie efforts of the year.
The Academy members all vote in their respective categories, camerapersons, then all the separate departments vote on Best Picture, vote on writers vote on writing, cinematography together.
The "Hottie and the Nottie" took the entire membership by surprise in it's ineptness of execution and over all train wreckness as a serious narrative. The members were thrown for a loop, the writers thought the writing was unreadable and totally pathetic but thought this was intentional and was therefore brilliant.
The voting went down the line the same way, the cinematographers found the camera work to be so severely pathetic they of course thought it was masterful in it's child like execution and found it to be awe inspiring. No one would seriously put out product like this, it had to be for effect.
The movie went from department to department, all were tricked into thinking the movie was an artfully done piece on the horrors of bad film making, reality was, it was another masterful plot by Paris Hilton to manipulate the media to her self indulgent purposes.
The "Hottie and the Nottie" walked with 14 Statuettes the most in Academy history.
The 80th annual Academy Awards show will forever be known as The Academy and the Razzi
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert