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Thursday, 21 February 2008

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Superstar Lindsay Lohan

In a tragic twist of irony, one time music and cinematic superstar, Lindsay Lohan, posed nude for New York Magazine - only to have most readers turn a disgusted eye from the pictures.

"It was like looking at Susan Sarandon ten years into the future," said Gene Hackman, Lohan's former boyfriend.

"Did you see those freckles?" asked 50 Cent, Lohan's former boyfriend, "I thought it was Chester Cheetah, only less attractive."

"For a minute there I thought I was looking into a mirror," said Amy Winehouse, Lohan's former boyfriend, "but then I remembered I was just high on heroin."

"I thought she looked pretty hot," said Ted Danson, Lohan's former boyfriend, "but, then again, I used to think Whoopi Goldberg was hot. Don't listen to me."

Upon viewing the pictures, the editors of Maxim Magazine, who only a year ago listed Lohan as number one on their countdown of the 100 hottest celebrities, began to question their sexuality.

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