ETN, the Evil Television Network, plans to cash in on the popularity of shows like "Extreme Makover" and "the Swan", by presenting their own weekly plastic surgery show, called, "EXTREME MAKE-UNDER."
'"We have been truly sickened by everyone's desire to go with the old tried and true making an ugly person pretty. There are plenty of pretty people in the world who suffer because of their looks and welll, we, here at ETN, wanted to help them." Mini Me Evilsan said from her subterranean office at an undisclosed location today. Then, she laughed maniacally.
"Our first show's gonna be awesome. We are going to ambush Britney Spears or someone like that and give them the ugly treatment. Big hook noses, fat-o-suction, where you put fat into their bodies and much, much more. It's gonna be great and now, all those cheerleader types who picked on me in high school will pay." Cy Cotic, the show's producer, host and evil mastermind, announced at a press conference in Cyprus last week.
"Unlike the "Swan" which makes people work out and go to therapy, we are gonna let people eat McDonald's 6 times a day and Krispy Kreme donuts. I can't wait to train people," Fatty McGooey said from her un-fitness center, somewhere near Hell.
So far not alot of people have applied to be on the show, but ETN is not concerned. "No, we'll take them whether they want us to or not." An anonymous minion told this reporter over a plate of doughnuts.
The show is set as a mid-summer replacement. Check out your local listings for more information. And if you do that, I have some swampland in Florida to sell you, just call 1-800-GULL-IBLE.