Prominent Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan "The Beard" Williams, has reportedly signed up to play the part of the resurrected 'Saruman' in the upcoming feature 'Lord of the Rings 4: The Final Insult'.
The plot features another ring, which everybody forgot about that was stuck under a cushion on Bilbo Baggins' sofa.
Frodo must make another journey back to the firey pits of Mordor to throw in another ring. This time, he will have transport as somebody left a Ford Anglia parked and unlocked in a field on the edge of a large forest.
After cleaning out the car of owl crap and removing the weighty tome: 'Wilbur Gunthorpe's Book of Mystical and Magical Mushrooms' from the boot, he sets out on his journey.
Saruman turns up, thoroughly pissed off, and vows to write a very strongly worded letter to 'Mordor Borough Council' about the improper dumping of rubbish.
Pete Docherty and Amy Winehouse have reportedly signed up to play 'Ring Wraithes' and Britney Spears will play the part of Gollum.
Eddie Murphy stars as Gandalf.