Britney Spears is reportedly very distressed at the media coverage of her hospital admissions. Under the advice of her Psychiatrist, Dr Felix Erboob, she has been advised to travel incognito and go and visit a few places to chill out.
So she flew to New York and visited a recently-opened Museum of Foreskins, owned by Rabbi Abraham Wanglestein. Heavily disguised as a Rabbi, replete with Homburg hat and a black wig with curly tendrils, she found the exhibits very interesting and actually spent two hours viewing the artefacts. She was enthralled by what is reputed to be Goliath's foreskin. (Although she ought to know that Philistines were not subject to Jewish ritual).
She actually spoke to Rabbi Wanglestein, who explained how the collection was growing and how people were giving donations to it daily.
"Actually I want to donate something." She said in her lowest, manly voice possible. "It was my Grandmother's"
She handed him a small Parcel. Rabbi Wanglestein opened it and found a small purse no more than 10 x 10 cm. It was flesh-coloured with ever so delicate sewing.
"What is it?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well my Granddad, Rabbi Mordecai Fingerberg, was a Mohel (a circumcision practitioner) and he made this purse out of hundreds of foreskins - took him for years to make. He used to keep tips in it! Just after he retired, he gave it to his wife who then passed it down to me."
Rabbi Wanglestein said; "well it is certainly unusual, if never seen anything like it before and I would be delighted to add it to my collection.""Sure you can have it." Said Britney.
"It's quite amazing because if you rub it, it'll turn into a suitcase."