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Friday, 8 February 2008

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Country Rapper Cool Dofus "I like both kinds of music, county and western"

Officials announced today that for the first time in music history the burgeoning genre of country rap music would be awarded at the Grammy Award Ceremony.

Officials proclaimed "It's about time this category of music, one of the fastest growing variety of melody and composition, so popular among NASCAR fanatics, WWF enthusiasts, Hillbillies, and the Society of Inbred Journalists receives it's just due."

The nominees include:

    Cooter Furgeson "If I Only Gave a Damn"

    Arley Carbunkle "My Girlfriend is a Whorse"

    Cool Dofus "Daddy is in Love with Jesus"

    Farmer Dre "Whose Ya Daddy, Cause it Sure as Hell Ain't Me"

The presenter at the awards ceremony for this category of Best County Rap is scheduled to be Dr. Dre. Dre , with a rap song said:

"I'm honored to be, you see
A host for all hicks on TV
Who sing their songs for you and me
Though fucking way off key."

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