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Friday, 8 February 2008

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Britney "Another opportunity to break my behaviour pattern"

Officials with Ringling Brothers & Barnum and Bailey, the world famous Circus has announced plans to hire Britney Spears. A spokesperson for the famous consortium of clowns, high flying trapeze artists, and animals from Alligators to Zebras proclaimed that "Britney has indicated that her recent career turns should offer much to our company."

Going into greater detail the orator said "She has indicated a preference to be a clown and trapeze artist, but would prefer to be a turd juggler. We feel that given her past experiences the best case would be for Britney to be dressed as a clown and juggle turds. Given her proclivity for outlandish and laughable behavior of the past several years she will bring much to delight our wonderful crowds, especially the children. We consider Britney to be very special indeed."

The spokesman also said that" Britney would allow us to attract many new customers, especially many parody and satire writers, as they are the beneficiary of so much new material for their articles."

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