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Thursday, 7 February 2008

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Britney lets it all hang out

Britney Spears checked herself out of a Los Angeles mental hospital today and celebrated her release with a new tattoo. Body paint artist Juan Orozco gave the Pop Princess a multi colored image that Britney said should keep her out of trouble and her picture off of cell phones and e-mails.

"I got a pair of panties tattoed on me! Isn't this great? Now I'll never get accused of forgetting them," announced an excited Spears.

"One of the other girls in the hospital showed me an old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue where the models had their bikinis painted on and you couldn't tell the difference. I thought that this way would be much cooler!"

"I didn't go for a thong tattoo because I didn't want to get anything skanky or too revealing. Even Victoria has her secrets!"

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