Written by Ben Macnair
Print this
Topics: Tony Blair

Wednesday, 6 February 2008

image for Blair and Boogie
Tony Blair's new band - Slippers and a Pipe

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is to front a new band made up of former world leaders.

Blair, or Mr T to his mates will be playing guitar, while Bill Clinton will be joining in on Saxophone. Bass is to be provided by Lenin, while John Prescott is set to provide security.

The group, which is provisionally called Slippers and a Pipe will record their own songs as well as covers such as Tears for Fears 'Everybody wants to rule the world' and 'Pretty Vacant' by the Sex Pistols.

Elton John, Paul McCartney, and Shakin' Stevens were all rejected at the auditions which were presided over by a grinning Simon Cowell, sounding the death knell for many a pop career.

Cowell said: -"Quit your jibber jabber... I pity the fool'

Make Ben Macnair's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 plus 4?

8 9 10 19
25 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more