Written by Ben Macnair

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Topics: Tony Blair

Wednesday, 6 February 2008

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Tony Blair's new band - Slippers and a Pipe

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is to front a new band made up of former world leaders.

Blair, or Mr T to his mates will be playing guitar, while Bill Clinton will be joining in on Saxophone. Bass is to be provided by Lenin, while John Prescott is set to provide security.

The group, which is provisionally called Slippers and a Pipe will record their own songs as well as covers such as Tears for Fears 'Everybody wants to rule the world' and 'Pretty Vacant' by the Sex Pistols.

Elton John, Paul McCartney, and Shakin' Stevens were all rejected at the auditions which were presided over by a grinning Simon Cowell, sounding the death knell for many a pop career.

Cowell said: -"Quit your jibber jabber... I pity the fool'

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