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Tuesday, 5 February 2008

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Winehouse has cracked the coke lark

London - (Therapeutic Mess): Detoxing stick insect singer Amy Winehouse has pleaded with embassy officials for a US travel visa on compassionate grounds.

She wants to visit Britney Spears in an LA psych ward and help with mutual healing issues.

"Amy has cracked her lethal cocaine and alcohol addiction and wants to nurture Britney," her agent said today.

"She thinks the two of them should go on tour and cut an album.

"A series of concerts in London is being brokered by Madonna who will put up a good behavior bail bond in promoters get iffy.

"Just think of all the money we could make."

Meanwhile shrinks at the Seedy Signs Memorial Hospital say Britey's current one-woman show is being extended for another two weeks.

"To quote a well-known hit 'It's the singer not the song'."

Paris Hilton is stoned.

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