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Sunday, 3 February 2008

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Britney: permanent narco-vegetative-state syndrome?

Los Angeles - (Psychotic Mess): Delusional entertainer Britney Sears needs to be moved to a top security psychiatric facility Kevin Federline said today after negotiating a hefty increase in child support payments from his ex-wife's father's attorneys who now control all her bank accounts.

"I guess she should spend at least a year under heavy sedation just to be sure," K-Fed surmised, his wallet bulging with all the extra $$$.

Meanwhile at the Seedy Signs Medical Center where the singer is being held 'for her own good' shrinks are readying themselves for tomorrow's committal court proceedings which will see Britney straightjacketed into another 14 days of dispossesed powerlessness.

The move could be the first step to legal steps ensuring a permanent handover of all the singer's assets to her family.

Under California law if she is adjudged permanently brain-damaged Britney stands to lose all control of her wealth.

"We are talking state-imposed permanent narco-vegetative-state syndrome status here," LA FagHagSlagMag legal sources said today.

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