Hollywood, California - In the biggest, 'I told you so' case of the year, Dr. Phil's reputation being dragged in the mud in the tabloids for making a hospital visit to a patient's bedside, suddenly finds himself with bragging rights today.
Admitted into the mental ward of Cedar-Sinai Medical Center hospital for the second time in almost as many weeks, Britney Spears is once again under a suicide watch to ensure she is no danger to either herself or others.
According to an associate producer of the Dr. Phil Show, Dr. Phil received a urgent morning predawn phone call from the Spears family desperately begging him to meet them at Cedar-Sinai Medical Center hospital, just like the last time.
"Are you fu*king kidding me," said Dr. Phil in the phone transcripts released by the Dr. Phil Show. "I'm not falling for that fu*cking sh*t again."
According the telephone transcripts, Dr. Phil went on to berate the Spears family telling them that the whole family is in urgent need of mental health care as well, and they should check themselves in Cedar-Sinai Medical Center hospital right alongside Britney immediately.
"You were right. Britney needs you. We're sorry," Begged the Spears family. "Please come back!"
"I told you so," said Dr. Phil. "Now go fu*k yourselves. You crazy bastards!"