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Saturday, 2 February 2008

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Hauer is still the "best, worst actor" says biggest fan

In a remake of the thrilling Rutger Hauer movie "Wedlock Deadlock", Morgan Spurlock will actually take the futuristic movie and move it back in time to 1962. The movie will be called "Rupert the Stupert" after the Red Skelton comedy sketch about a king who is a mental dunce and elegantly performed by Rutger Hauer.

This movie's costar will be Max Bauer, of "The Beverly Hillbillies" fame. Bauer plays a prisoner of Rupert the Stupert. Bauer's character is Dash Riprock from a character in the "The Beverly Hillbillies" series and is elegantly festooned in elegant dreadlocks. And according to Bauer "You will be on the edge of your seat as Riprock battles the King as he attempts to steal the King's wife, who is the King's sister, and is played by Rosie O'Donnel."

Bauer said "It has a pretty sad ending. Upon seeing the Queen, the dreadlocked Riprock, as directed by Spurlock, in this Murdock production of "Wedlock Dreadlock" kills himself with Hemlock. This movie is truly the Dogs Bollocks."

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