Toronto - (Dismal Mess): "Told you so" seems to be the overwhelming reaction to a Spice Girls PR announcement that the rest of their much hyped comeback tour has bombed.
With less that one per cent of tickets sold in venues across Australia, China, South Africa, Argentina, Poland, Peru, Indonesia, Taiwan, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Kazakhstan, New Zealand, India, Afghanistan, Ukraine, Mongolia, Japan, Israel and Greece the band has decided to call it quits and recoup insurance money against dud theatre takings.
Organisers have blamed the phenomenal lack of demand on an outbreak of reality among concert goers.
"Today's trashheap comeback tours are not what they used to be," a music industry source commented today.
"There's only so much nausea the average music moron can take."
Victoria Beckham is sloshed.