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Wednesday, 30 January 2008

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Miley Cyrus right before she says her Wedding Vows.

Miley Cyrus and her rumoured boyfriend Nick Jonas were caught Sunday night at a Vegas Wedding Chapel, preparing to wed. The young couple had apparently been planning this for months, but never had a chance to get away from the parents long enough to actually go through with it.

A source said Miley was 'cool' with eloping. "I was there with her, but she told me that she was having a little problem in bed, and did not want to consummate the marriage."

"I will [consummate the marriage] when I am ready," she says on the subject. "And I really don't think any of this is anyone's business but my own and Nick's."

Nick Jonas was not available for questioning.

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