Following such illustrious greats as Woody Allen, George Burns and the Marx Brothers, the hotel known as the Paris Hilton is to be inducted into the Comedy Hall of Fame for the years of faithful service it has given satirical comedy writers.
Standing on the Avenue de Suffren in Paris, a stone's throw from the Eiffel Tower, the hotel has served as a comedic device due to the striking similarity it bears to the troubled actress and socialite Paris Hilton. Without it, the world would not have experienced the exquisite joy of lines like "Man enters Paris Hilton through the back door", "Man comes across Paris Hilton by accident" or the now-legendary "Man performs oral sex on Paris Hilton without knowledge of the risk of HIV transmission".
"We are honoured," said the owner, Monsieur Double-Entendre, "as the world of comedy has made our hotel very popular. We are constantly in fits of laughter at the numbers of tourists who stand in our lobby and say into their mobile phones 'Hi, I'm in Paris Hilton'. It is truly the most amusing anecdote I have heard in my life, and I will be passing it on to my children with the instruction that they tell their children and I hope it will be uttered by the human race in the future until the last syllable of recorded time."
The hotel, whose name, ironically, is actually Hilton Paris and not Paris Hilton, will be inducted at a glittering ceremony next week in Los Angeles. Attending the ceremony will be the word "pussy" and Hilary Clinton, whose name could sound like "clitoris" if you were to omit some letters.