It was shockingly discovered yesterday that this icon has badly inverted nipples and clandestinely had been fitted with both male and female adapters. This was verified by TheSpoof.com's science and technology reporter, and our sources are certain that this fact cannot be disputed.
The discovery of this most terrible irregularity was revealed when fulfilling P. Hilton's promise to supply Saudi Royalty with golden showers. A plumber discovered that many of the steel nipples or fixtures had been cross threaded when installed, causing the nipples to leak very badly and emit a discharge of noxious liquids.
According to an anonymous source it was revealed that to satisfy her countless fans both male and female adapters along with new fittings should allow the opportunity for the icon's "plumbing" to remain easily accessible and rectified.
A spokesman said "although it will be expensive to retrofit this icon's badly inverted nipples, she won't loose any new or repeat guests, and will continue to invite everyone to reside within her."