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Posh Spice in new Bond film as "M"

The producers of the new James Bond film have announced that the character of "M" - Bond's boss - will be played by footballer's wife and pub singer, Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham.

"The move is clearly iwonic", said Jonathan Woss on Film 2008."The pwoducers have chosen for the wole of the head of intelligence in Bwitain the woman with the least intelligent head in Bwitain."

Posh Spice was extremely excited about the news. "I have always wanted to be a Bond Girl - it's the stuff dreams are made of."

When it was pointed out that "M" was not actually a Bond girl, but a role requiring credibility and gravitas as displayed by the previous incumbent, Dame Judi Dench, Posh said:"Hey - I don't give a toss who this M is - I'm in a Bond film and I'm going to flash cleavage and wiggle my ass. Or maybe the other way round."

After the dodgy dossier episode in the build up to the war in Iraq, Posh Spice, as head of British intelligence, is widely seen as a piece of inspired casting.

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