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Topics: Britney Spears

Friday, 25 January 2008

image for Britney Spears Denies Having Seminal Moments with Her Angina
"I'm like, so outta here, you're so gross"

Despite various unconfirmed press reports that famous celebrity Britney Spears had suffered from heart palpitations and various other symptoms associated with her reoccurring angina.

Spears had this to say. "I don't have like any thoughts about anything, especially when it comes to having any type of seminal moments with my Angina that is something I wouldn't share with very many thousand people." When asked by reporters if her angina was unstable she got very angry and said "Don't you think a women's angina is her own business? Have I ever asked any of you people stupid questions about your angina, and I guess I am speaking like mainly to the women?"

Finally as she was walking away, a reporter yelled "I hope your Angina turns out to be stable, so be sure and take your medication." In a mean spirited manner Britney turned to all the reporters gathered and said "Do you think I want more babies, off course I take my medications, I don't want to get pregnant, and you people are like the grossest people in the world."

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