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Thursday, 24 January 2008

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Thronging to enter: a still from the promotional video

New York - (What-an-Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has guest-starred in a REM comeback single video filmed at the Babeland sex shop in New York City's Lower East Side this week.

The dusky 19 year old features in the band's Supernatural Serious single footage, market-testing an array of recreational fun-packs in the shop window.

These include a remote-controlled electronic rocking horse with phallus-mounted saddle, assorted bodyheat-powered hand-held vibrators, rubber nipple stimulators, Viagra skin patches and subcutaneous testosterone booster implants.

Hudgens also performs a dance-act routine with several latex blow-up dolls whose erogenous zones light up in pulsating rainbow colors each time she strips off an item of clothing.

During the five minutes' footage the starlet gradually discards a cowboy hat and gold latex underwear while gyrating her luscious nubile body, separated only by the window's plate glass from hundreds of drooling sex shop customers thronging to enter.

An REM PR source described the video as "breathtaking" and indicated the band had spent over $2 million on Hudgens' guest star fees.

The single is out on 1st April.

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