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Tuesday, 22 January 2008

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Some reckon she's disturbed enough as it is

London - (Ass Mess): Supermodel Kate Moss has slammed Sunday Tosser reports that she is so old, haggard and generally past it she had to hire professional lookalikes to stage a fake orgy at her 34th birthday party last week while she was secretly tucked up in bed with her usual mug of Whorelicks at half past ten.

"That's a feckin' lie," Moss lashed out after claiming the Tosser was running a smear campaign to ruin her reputation as a hard-drinking, multi-orgasmic woman of insatiable appetites and a predilection for twenty grams of coke a day.

The row blew up after the tabloid somehow smuggled out secret video footage of supposedly hired actors who partied non-stop for 24 hours at Kate's new bijou St Johns Wood mansion.

Up to one hundred so-called A-List celebs - including Amy Whorehouse, Pete Doherty, The Gallagher Brothers and a bevy of London FagHagSlagMag notables - were allegedly impersonated at £250 each per hour.

"It's me reputation that's at stake," Moss wailed, "innit?"

Indeed.

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