Written by KendoMonkey

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Topics: Disney, Mickey mouse

Sunday, 5 August 2001

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Pluto has been arrested following a violent fracas with owner, Mickey Mouse. The naughty dog is expected to be freed on bail with the words: "Bad dog, naughty dog, get in your basket!"

Pluto allegedly started the scrap by calling Mickey "monkey boy".

Allegations by Pluto also suggested that Fantasia was all done with "mirrors".

Pluto's lawyer said, "We believe that Pluto will find justice...probably in the shape of a meaty bone. Of course, a meaty bone isn't a bone at all. It's an animal."

Mickey is currently staying silent.

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