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Sunday, 20 January 2008

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Britney is exploring new ways to unravel

Britney Spears is looking to rebuild her image after her much publicised break down and damaging relationship with Princess Diana's former servant (see story Britney Spears is dating Princess Diana's former butler) with a series of lifestyle changes.

The latest of these is that she is in training to become a high profile lesbian, being coached by famous lesbian convert Ellen DeGeneres. DeGeneres told this website: "Britney is making great progress. I have every confidence she will make an excellent lesbian in time"

Apparently the plan is that Britney will be a part time lesbian in the early stages, but should it work out she retains the option to go full time.

Suggestions that this is just one more twist in the tragic and public unravelling of a girl consistently exploited by those who should be protecting her were dismissed by DeGeneres.

"Hey - she's cute" She said, which made everything all right.

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