High School Musical 'hotty', Zac Efron has embroiled himself in the whole Britney Spears saga by purchasing 4 cubic gallons of her farts in an online auction organised by an extreme sect of Jehovah's Witnesses and Britney's photographer boyfriend..
Bidding started slowly but once teenagers heard that Zac himself had joined the bidding, the prices increased dramatically eventually setting an online auction house fart record of $3200. The previous record was held by ice-skaters Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding.
Efron said he would donate some of the farts to his loyal fans but that the remainder would be used for his own 'personal use'.
Last week, Efron was admitted to Mother Crones Home for the Terminally Insanewith a suspected fart inhalation overdose. Friends have expressed fears for the possibly-gay stars health, pointing to similarities between his meteoric rise with that of 70's teeny-dickhead David Cassidy.
"They have had similar career paths to stardom and both are overtly sexually ambiguous boarding on she-male", said one little girl, "or so my mommy said to me"
Britney Spears' papparazzo 'boyfriend' allegedly put her farts up for auction in a bid to make another quick buck out of the demented stars ass.
"He comes in here everyday at the same time and buys a whole trolley-load of baked beans", said Delilah Birthistle, a checkout girl at the local Beverley Hills Shitmart, "if you ask me, he's just using the poor girl. Recreating scenes from Blazing Saddles is not the kind of thing a young lady should be indulgin' in - if you ask me, that is. And you're not, but I told ya so anyhow".