Written by Paul Deacon
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Topics: Marriage, Computers

Sunday, 5 August 2001

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Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime!

The keyboard buttons Ctrl and C are reported to be engaged to marry this Summer. The two, who work adjacent to each other in offices, are well known as an inseparable couple.

C told TheSpoof "We met at the Space Bar. I was getting depressed regularly and Ctrl was always under the thumb. I once went with Caps Lock but he was too upper class for me and Z just wasn't my type. But when I was with Ctrl we discovered that we worked well together ".

This would be the second keyboard marriage. Q and U are celebrating their Golden wedding, despite views that it wouldn't last as Q always comes first.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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