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Sunday, 13 January 2008

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eBay - He dances, he sings, he cooks, and even cleans! He's the ever so wonderful, ever so eventful Michael Jackson. And he's up for auction on eBay!

This was the obnoxious jingle heared by millions of ebay addicts all over the world this morning, as they logged onto ebay. To the amazement of eBay, people actually want to buy Mr Jackson.

Ebay told TheSpoof.com that because of the large amount of bids coming in, the highest bidder will not only get to keep Jacko, but will get a Jackson tea and cabbage patch set completely free!

So far, the highest bidder for Mr Jackson has been the president of the United States, George W, Bush with $100,000,000. Some TheSpoof.com writers have voiced their outrage and are now refusing to pay tax, as they now know where all their money goes.

When interviewed by TheSpoof.com, Bush expressed his excitement concerning the arrival of his latest purchase. I just cant wait! hollered Bush when the interview was over. Some people are wondering just what the president cant wait for. This query is yet to be answered.

There have also been speculations that Mr Bush rigged the auction to ensure that he would be the highest bidder. This claim is presently being looked into by the authorities.


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