The paparazzi and spoofists alike have uncovered a deep and shocking secret from the hidden past of heavy weight boxer Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson's real name is apparently not Mike Tyson! The boxers real name is Bambi Tyson.
For years, Tyson had hidden his real name from the public in fear that it may ruin his public image. As a child, Tyson was teased continuously because of his name. He especially despised the mornings when his name was called out to check attendance. He grew up not being able to make trouble and join any street gangs as no-one wanted little Bambi in their group and thats how he ended up as a boxer.
When confronted concerning his real name, Bambi went berserk, screaming and hollering around the room i am a real boy!. He then attacked the camera man and attempted to chew off his ear. The camera man escaped with a bloody ear, but no other injuries. Tyson then stormed out of the room before the interview could be finished.
He was later spotted crouching in a corner vigorously chewing on something. There have been speculations that Bambi was chewing on an actual human ear, but this is yet to be confirmed.