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Friday, 4 January 2008

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The Gosellins

John and Kate Gosselin of the hit family show "Jon and Kate Plus 8" will be reportedly giving birth to eight more!

After many years of unsuccessful attempts at conceiving, John and Kate finally turned to fertility treatments. In 2003, they were very happy to give birth to their twin girls. Four years later, they decided to try again, and to their dismay found out they were pregnant with sextuplets. That's right! Eight Children. Eight toddlers in the house. Eight times the work!

They live a fantastic life, but that is about to change after Jon and Kate recently announced that again, they turned to fertility treatments because Kate felt their family wasn't "complete yet". But (fate being the bitch that it is), once again, to their dismay, they are having another set of sextuplets.

As if that wasn't enough, they're even in the process of adopting twins from Korea! The babies are said to be due in late July, and the twins from Korea are going to be picked up in mid- April.

"I am looking forward to this very much, but I know it is going to be a lot of work. It's a lot of work already. Ugh. But it's fun. It's always fun." says Kate.

The Gosellins are hoping to get more boys into the family. "We have five girls and three boys, so the twins from Korea are boys. We know that for sure. Since (so my mother told me) sextuplets are always three boys and three girls, there will be an even amount of sexes in the family. And now I am positive our family will be complete." says John.

We wish all the best to the Gosellin family in their new set of twins and sextuplets. We know they will have a good home to live into. Best of luck!

Lila

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