Written by Brian Flannagen
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Thursday, 3 January 2008

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Love will overcome all!

Young teenage lovers ran away with each other in an attempt to escape the wrath of a parent who loathed the love they share.

Yesterday reports came in of a teenage girl of 16 ran out of the house, of 1 mental mother, 3 radical sisters and 1 overweight and grouchy brother, to her beloved fiancé's house where they made their escape to freedom.

The young man of 18 who proposed to her after only 5 and a half months of their relationship had made a plan to move out to an unknown location, which detectives are trying to find out. The lovers apparently made their escape after a gruelling three hour argument with the mother of the girl.


According to friends of the couple, they have always been unable to fully express they're feelings due to the mothers mentally unstable nature. And after Kate went into hospital her mum went totally off the rails she refused to let Sean see her and they have had to keep they're engagement and relationship really quiet.

The past few months have been hard for them but it seems as though they're love is getting stronger by the day.


The mother, Peggy, has explained to us that she despises the relationship between Kate and Sean as she has known him for almost 6 years and over that time has caused nothing but annoyance for her. She continued to explain how the relationship was angering her over the last 5 months:

"I once asked them if they ever had sex and Sean and Kate both said no, so I asked one of my daughters to find his diary and bring it to me and I found out myself that they had. The arguments stemmed from there and they continued to see each other and I hated Sean for it, he lied to me and I didn't like it. Afterwards he would take Kate to parties and bring her back late (10.30pm)

This Story has come from the accounts of a person who cannot me named and the couple are still facing trouble from Peggy. They are not too sure on a wedding date but are very happy that they have each other…

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