Yes, you heard it here first, Britney Spears is putting her children up for auction to the highest bidder on EBay.
Rumor has it that the pop princess has had it with KFed and all the hassles associated with her first brood of children. She's come up with a solution to this pesky problem and has decided to get rid of the negativity all together.
Sources close to Britney say, "Britney has had it with all the bullshit, she wants to party till the sun comes up, drive like a mutton head and not be shouldered with all this responsibility and bad publicity".
When asked about this bizarre turn of events Britney responded,"Damn right! I'll sell the little farts and start from scratch. I can birth two more without even raising a sweat. Let KFed have em. He can share them with the highest bidder. That'll teach him."
Some people already speculate Britney has triplets in the oven and she plans to have them all become musicians thinkin they'd make a great back up band.
If you're interested keep an eye out on EBay for the bidding war that's sure to ensue.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert