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Monday, 31 December 2007

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"Embedded" paparazzo get lucky with Hollywood celebrities

Hollywood, California - Sleeping with directors, producers and writers to get a part in Hollywood is out like Rock Hudson and yesterday's Kookla, says Britney's embedded paparazzo, shacking up with a member of the paparazzi just a few feet outside your bedroom window is on everyone whose anyone worth watching Things-To-Do list today.

What some are calling a twist on the old Hollywood-casting couch now has become the latest trend in tensile town where today's fad diet is deleted like today's spam and junk e-mail.

Reportedly, the less secure, or more savvy, of the Hollywood herd are taking control of their own publicity by taking the paparazzi by the hand and bring members of the once vilified paparazzi into the fold and into their bedrooms.

"Directors, producers and writers will just have to take a number, as members of the paparazzi are the latest reporters to become embedded members of the media elite," said Mark Jones, a member of the paparazzi, while standing in line behind several of his contemporaries, all waiting to purchase condoms at a local Rite Aid drugs store in Beverly Hills.

The same drug store where Britney was last seen, before she embedded her fist paparazzo setting a new Hollywood trend.

According to the paparazzi, any paparazzo who purchases their condoms at the same drug store gets lucky with a Hollywood celebrity.

"It's like purchasing lottery tickets from the same store that had a big payout," said Jones. "It makes these tumblers [condoms] lucky. At least for me away, I've assigned over a dozen ring tones already to wannabe starlets that have me on booty call since I purchased my last pack here last night."

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