Written by Deanna Goodson

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Topics: New Jersey, Jersey

Tuesday, 6 April 2004

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Altantic City, New Jersey --

J. Lo's mom, Guadalupe Lopez, has won some beaucoup bucks at a New Jersey casino.

"I watched her. She put some money into the slot and out came like $2.4 million. Like she needs it. I wish my child made half as much money as hers does," Ben Affleck's mom supposedly said.

"It's just a case of the rich getting richer and the poor getting shafted," Donald Trump may have said, but he was too busying firing people and fluffing his 'do.

When asked what she was going to do with the money, the diva's mami said, "I'll give some money to my grandchildren for college. The rest will go into a J. Lo fund for her next wedding and subsequent divorce."

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