It has been recently announced star of the Disney production, Zoe 101, 16 year old, Jamie Lynn Spears is expecting a child, she's been pregnant for the last three months.
Much to the surprise of doctors and nurses at the Louisiana hospital, Our Lady of Solice, a three months pregnant, Jamie Lynn Spears, was admitted into the emergency room with what appeared to be labor contractions. Six hours after being admitted Jamie gave birth to a healthy baby boy.
She named the baby, Sex on the Beach, after the fruity cocktail she was drinking the night the baby was conceived. The child should be comfortable in almost any trailer court in the country with a name like that.
"Three month gestation periods are unheard of with the human species," said Dr. Fred Quackenbush, "but I understand from my veterinarian associates and pencil artists, that some cartoon animals do have that reproductive cycle. If not, the only explanation would be some supernatural or magical event.
When questioned as to how Jamie Lynn could be birthing a baby after only three months of pregnancy?? Some speculate she was not impregnated by her current long time boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. That would be human and almost certaintly take nine months. They believe Jamie Lynn had a lurid, taudry, steam filled affair with a well known senior Disney cartoon star.
Insiders claim Jamie Lynn was spending an inordinate amount of time in the company of one of the fuzzy cartoon characters on the Disney lot. Casey is calling for a DNA test to prove paternity of the recently born baby.
A nurse that assisted in the birth said, "the details of the birth are confidential but I can say the baby was born with adorable, big floppy ears and oversized clown shoes, the perfect picture of health
Lawyers for the Disney Corp were unavailable for comment, they were in a very important meeting with Goofy, It is unclear if the meeting was linked to, or had anything to do with the recent birth.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert