Jamie Lynn Spears, the actress and pregnant younger sister of pop tart Britney Spears, will be walking down the aisle. The wedding, to take place at the Mule Creek Baptist Church and Bait Shop, will feature the father leading his daughter by one hand while holding a sawed off 12 gauge in the other.
The sixteen year old star of Zoey 101 is pregnant by her hometown boyfriend, who is nineteem. He, at present, is unemployed and has been living with Spears at her California home.
Said Jamie's father, "we gonna git that boy a job with the road crew. Maybe he can hold the slow sign or something. At least my ex son in law Kevin Federline thought he could sing. This one ain't even smart enough to put on a rubber when he's banging them high school girls."
The new couple will honeymoon at the old Spears shack out on the bayou. "Ain't no one used it since Grandpa passed away. We set some new rat traps for 'em and shoved some tin foil in the snake holes, so they oughta be all right out there. Besides, it ain't gonna be to special of a time since he's already sampled the goods and she's knocked up anyhow."